Remember when I “joked” about a Green Police on the horizon. Well, apparently the ad team at Audi are fans of this blog – WHO KNEW!

Color me shocked when I saw this ad during the Super Bowl last night (via Ace of Spades). As if it weren’t bad enough that Peyton had to choke it like a little bitch during the game, my predictions are being taken for a ride from right under my nose!

Get the Idea Police on this case, biyatches!!!! Mama needs a new pair of government-required recycling bins to pay for with her new royalties. Although, they didn’t use my dream of Lt. Dangle in skimpy green shorts so I’m willing to at least cut a deal – I’ll settle for the amount cap and trade will cost so I can give that money back to the taxpayers who will be robbed of their income to support it.  Because you know if cap and trade becomes a reality, it’s a slippery slope to life imitating art in this ad.

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