Un-Liberaled Woman

Because he FORGOT to vote for the Earth!  Ahhhhh! Color. Me. Shocked.

It seems the Goracle of the Global Warming movement forgot to vote via shutting down the lights/energy in his Tennessee home during the Vote for Earth Hour. (via Tennessee Center for Policy Research) Talk about a LeaderFAIL!

I pulled up to Al’s house, located in the posh Belle Meade section of Nashville, at 8:48pm – right in the middle of Earth Hour. I found that the main spotlights that usually illuminate his 9,000 square foot mansion were dark, but several of the lights inside the house were on.

In fact, most of the windows were lit by the familiar blue-ish hue indicating that floor lamps and ceiling fixtures were off, but TV screens and computer monitors were hard at work. (In other words, his house looked the way most houses look about 1:45am when their inhabitants are distractedly watching “Cheaters” or “Chelsea Lately” reruns.)

The kicker, though, were the dozen or so floodlights grandly highlighting several trees and illuminating the driveway entrance of Gore’s mansion.

I [kid] you not, my friends, the savior of the environment couldn’t be bothered to turn off the gaudy lights that show off his goofy trees.

Uh, oh! Somebody needs to get ACORN on the case – I’m low on my fill of a Scott Levinson-delusions-to-spin-anything-possible-in-my-favor rant. This is a clear case of voter fraud and not that Gore is just a pro-eco conman. Nah, girlfriend ain’t gonna play us out like that.

To be honest, to me the jury is still out on global warming. A lot of people have evidence that it is man-caused, while another group of people have a lot of evidence that it’s not man-made but a cyclical, natural behavior of the earth. But my beef isn’t with global warming and the direct cause of it.

It’s with blowing-research-out-of-proportion Al Gore and his manipulation that preys on people’s fear of destroying the earth to only further his ego, post-political career (since he really had none before this), and expanding his pocketbook. To me Al Gore is the epitome of the warning “beware of false prophets.” Or here’s a simpler one – wolf in sheep’s clothing. Cause while at some point I do think Al Gore probably did believe in some research that pointed to abnormal occurrences in weather patterns, after a while the cause’s ability to prop Gore to Goracle status over consumed his desire to do what’s right for the Earth. There was a point that Gore shifted into no longer debating the research about global warning and crossed into anything goes so long as it makes me stinkin’ rich realm. BTW, I googled “gore, fraud” and that image came up – so freakin’ fitting.

For a guy who’s gotten at least $100+ million alone since An Inconvenient Truth came out, you’d think he’d be making more of an effort to actually even practice daily habits of true environmentalists OR at least do a better cover up job. I mean suspicion is well-justified when you consider that Gore’s family NET worth was only $1-2 million in 2000 and after only seven years had grown by 10,000%. Yes, his estimated wealth grows by that much and then guy has been called out how many times for not practicing what he preaches???? Instead of setting an example, he lectures people at $200k a speech on how they should be fearful of what they’re doing destroys the earth – even though this has yet to be proven. Then he gets into his stretch, massive oil-consuming limo and heads back to his 10,000 sq. foot McMansion that uses up more energy than the average monthly energy use of 7 homes COMBINED.

But he’s just 2 Legit. 2 Legit to Quit. Heeeee-heeeeeey!

Side note: I’m not saying the research out there is wrong just that there is just as much research against global warming. personally I don’t think 3o years is enough to say we know a). whether there ARE massive, dangerous weather patterns happening and b). if so, that these are caused by man. I mean, they were also predicting another ice age coming in the 60s also based on “the best scientific evidence around.” So take the research with that in mind.

To me, the fact that one cow can produce as much methane gas as 10 cars driving for an entire year goes to show that when Gore prophecizes one should put on a pair of earmuffs. Moooo!

While Gore’s lecturing us mere non-$100 million-stealing pheasants about the dire need to adapt cap & trade policies, human productivity is hurt and people who are not able to financially adapt to “green” technologies are forced to do so without anywhere near the financial benefit Gore has amassed the last seven years. But hey, instead of affording bread this week, we’re helping Gore save the Earth while he can’t physically contribute himself by just turning out the dam lights in his house EVEN after he gets his fat “green” paychecks.

I’m waiting for the day that Gore starts asking us to become vegetarians to diminish the population of methane-producing cows while he’s still getting VIP treatments at Morton’s filling his mouth with a juicy New York strip.