Hell hath no fury like a former liberal woman.
John Edwaaaaaaaaaaards,
You ARE the Father!
Well, at least according to PerezHilton (via the National Enquirer who first broke the Edwards affair even though he denied that too).
You don’t know how many times I heard from liberals at work about how “wrong” I was that John was a silky, new baby daddy. I had it wrong because “the National Enquirer was wrong” (even though they had photographic evidence showing him hanging out late at night in hotel rooms with baby and baby mama), or that “the media is just trying to smear him.” Yes, the very liberal media is trying to smear him – ignore the fact that his mistress has financial records of hush money and that the guy thinks he is JFK (literally, minus the attractive mistress).
Vindication is imminent (twirling faux silent-movie-evil-guy-type mustache).
And just for fun, if you’ve never seen the Edwards’ confession/interview remix over at Funny or Die, then check it out below. It’s awesome and probably way more accurate.
The ranting and raving of a woman formally brainwashed under the liberal agenda. Through investigation, commentary and sarcasm about government, this woman is breaking free of the hypocritical liberal party that tries to manipulate women into believing only they can represent women’s rights. Get informed, get free, get Un-Liberaled! This blog does not endorse any particular candidate or party - although if I did, I most likely wouldn’t endorse a liberal candidate. For instance, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) or as I like to call her Smancy Pelotox would not get my vote. Comprende? Good. Hope you enjoy the rants! :)
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