Un-Liberaled Woman

Here’s a new analogy for the SAT:

Tyrone Biggiums is to Crack as Obama is to 

a). Supporting the American Dream
b). Tax Breaks for Small Businesses
c). Increasing Medical Benefits for the Troops
d). his Beloved Teleprompter

Folks, if you guessed D – well you’re our LUCKY winner today here at Un-Liberaled Woman. Tell ‘em what they’ve won!

Why, it’s THE.”BEST”.ADMINISTRATION.EVAAAAAAAAAAAA.

So the other day Obama’s teleprompter addiction caused another snafu. Surprised? Honestly, this Hollywood-staged administration keeps getting better every week. They seem more concerned with their PR strategy than actually doing what the executive branch is supposed to do. I can’t WAIT for the tell-all books that are bound to come out starting around 2010.

Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen was just a few paragraphs into an address at a St. Patrick’s Day celebration at the White House when he realized something sounded way too familiar. Turns out, he was repeating the speech President Barack Obama had just given.

Things are good though, Obama’s teleprompter has released its official statement:

Well, last night didn’t go well. What can I say? I was tired. By the time Barack and the Irish PM stood up, the President and I had already done two major policy speeches, three nomination announcements, and light dinner banter for a table of twelve. And by the way, that “ad lib” last night about Guinness? Mine.

You all know this is just the teleprompter getting some jilted-employee revenge, right? I mean, girlfriend is sooooo obvious.

That’s overworked teleprompter: 1; Obama: zero