So Trying To Grok’s husband has deployed on his later tour of duty (this  time to Afghanistan). Even I’ve got a case of the sads with it. Over the months she’s blogged about what his team has been going through with training and preparation. Then the other day on Facebook she uploaded a pic of his team/squad before they departed. For the sake of privacy, I’m not going to post the pic here but I’ll give you a description for my lady readers….

Holy bageeeesus!!!! Hotties Alert!

rock-of-love-heatherI know, just call me one of those “refined” ladies on Bret Michael’s Rock of Love Tour Bus. Honestly, people always crack on how sailors tally it up as though it’s the nature of sailors with the predisposition to rack up the hook-ups. But I must counter (oooooooof course!) because I think it’s the idea of men in the military that attracts so many women that they just come in like a stampede at the idea of making witty conversation with them and probably doing a Buffalo Stance (”iiiiiiiiiit’s swEEEEtness that I’m thinking of….So don’t u git fresh with me!).

The idea of a man who looks like the guy from the muscle-man magazine cover I think is appealing to some women, and then couple this with the fact that the guy most likely is a real man and not some douchebag out of My New Haircut or Guido Beach – Bonus!!!  Hot chicks with Douchebags they are not, nor do they validate their attractiveness by claiming every dude in the club is a cousin. No, military guys are just awesome guys that bring the swagger without needing to go to the tanning bed five times a week. Instead they get their tan on by defending democracy in 110+ sweltering heat.

This is not to say that guys not in the military don’t sound off the hottie-bo-body alarm. Please, my husband is probably reading this and of course he ranks right up there. So I better not get the stink eye tonight at home with a smirky “Hmmm…I read yo post.”

But this is just an appreciation post fo’  all da fellas out there in uniform protecting us and others – doin’ good while lookin’ good. Hollah!!!

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