I know a lot of Obamabots are on this hoppy-do-dah bandwagon celebrating Obama’s first 100 days. One I know even had the audacity (shudder!) to talk as if Obama is going to be in office 8 years. Uh, 2012 has to come first, my dear!

What they are celebrating, I actually have no freakin’ clue. Here’s just a sample of 100 mistakes in 100 days. (via New York Post).

1. “Obama criticized pork barrel spending in the form of ‘earmarks,’ urging changes in the way that Congress adopts the spending proposals. Then he signed a spending bill that contains nearly 9,000 of them, some that members of his own staff shoved in last year when they were still members of Congress.

4. Asks his Cabinet to cut costs in their departments by $100 million — a whopping .0027%!

15. For months, the Obama administration and members of Congress have known that insurance giant AIG was getting ready to pay huge bonuses while living off government bailouts. It wasn’t until the money was flowing and news was trickling out to the public that official Washington rose up in anger and vowed to yank the money back.

17. MEGHAN CLYNE ON: “I WON” AND THE DEATH OF BIPARTISANSHIP

“Obama soared to victory on the hopeful promise of a new era of bipartisanship. During his inaugural address he even promised an ‘end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn-out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics.’

“Too bad it took all of three days for the promise to ring hollow.

“Start with Obama’s big meeting with top congressional leaders on his signature legislation — the stimulus — on the Friday after his inauguration. Listening to Republican concerns about overspending was a nice gesture — until he shut down any hopes of real dialogue by crassly telling Republican leaders: ‘I won.’ Even the White House’s leaking of the comment was a slap at the Republican leadership, who’d expected Obama to adhere to the custom of keeping private meetings with congressional leadership, well, private.”

But instead of lamenting on the bad which would lead me to depressing myself into a nice cold bottle of Boooone’s (Um, Strawberry Hill – OF COURSE!), I decided to have some fun with my dear friend Photoshop.

Ummm…. cue every-movie-trailer-uses-Rhiana’s-Disturbia-backtrack…Dum, Dum, Di-da-dum, dum….

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Now, for the fun…You go guuuuuuuuuuuuuurl (Obama)!

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