So you’re finally the leader of the free world and for your first visit with the Prime Minister over our one true ally, Britain, what do you decide to get for the gift exchange. A collector’s item of history? A luxurious, personalized gift? Oh, no, you say? Well, how about what’s behind door #3 – A “Collector’s” DVD Box Set of 25 Great American Film Classics. (via Ace)

Yes folks, that’s right - Minister Brown is now the very owner of HIS. VERY. OWN. dvd collection even though he’s 1). Not a movie buff as reported, 2). Could get this easily on Amazon.uk back at home and columbiahouse3). the LEADER of our GREATEST ALLY! – you’re giving the PM of Britain as a welcoming gift to the US/UK relationship a DVD set you COULD GET AT WAL-MART FOR PROBABLY $30 BUCKAROOS!!!!!!! (Why don’t you just get him a subscription to Columbia House you low rent @#$@#$%@%#$!)

Folks, can we get a round of applause??? Say it with me now Wha-wha-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Oh, but it’s not over yet. Step right up and see what the PM gave President Inconsiderate in return.

Mr Brown’s gifts included an ornamental desk pen holder made from the oak timbers of Victorian anti-slaver HMS Gannet, once named HMS President.  Mr Obama was so delighted he has already put it in pride of place in the Oval Office on the Resolute desk which was carved from timbers of Gannet’s sister ship, HMS Resolute. Another treasure given to the U.S. President was the framed commission for HMS Resolute, a vessel that came to symbolize Anglo-US peace when it was saved from ice packs by Americans and given to Queen Victoria. Finally, Mr Brown gave a first edition set of the seven-volume classic biography of Churchill by Sir Martin Gilbert.

cletusSounds all real classy and stuff, huh…Geezus, Obama is representing the U.S. and on his first try makes us looking like freakin’ Cletus from The Simpsons.  As Carlos Mencia would say – De-De-Deeeeeee!

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