These celebrities are just too much. I can’t get enough. (Via Flopping Aces & Protein Wisdom) Too. freakin’. much.  Bouts of idiocy at this magnitude take yeeeeeeeeears from developing one’s true craft. On that, the award goes to….

Best Delusion:

Alec Baldwin (but honestly, in his defense, the academy just awarded this as more of a lifetime achievement).

Everyone seems to be on this “First Hundred Days” trip. What’s Obama gonna do to clean up these disparate, enormous messes? Put out all the fires?

Give it a rest. A plane load of Saudi sociopaths hit the World Trade Center and the Congress, the country and the world gave W. a pass for eight years. Whatever he wanted. They gave him the MasterCard. The result: priceless.

He literally said that. The guy who was ranting and raving about moving to Canada if GWB won in 2004 – is NOW saying everybody gave GWB a pass and kept their mouths quiet. Clearly Alec had his hearing, eyesight and intelligence impaired the last eight years. Oh, my mistake just his hearing and eyesight. His intelligence has never been up far enough to be considered down the tubes.

Best Over Blown Ego:

And then there’s the future, self-proclaimed Governor of New Mexico, Val Kilmer. This is honestly too much. The ego alone is astonishing but is it really still surprising that celebrities are this full of themselves.

[Klosterman]: You mean you think you literally had the same experience as Doc Holliday?

Kilmer: Oh, sure. It’s not like I believed that I shot somebody, but I absolutely know what it feels like to pull the trigger and take someone’s life.

[Klosterman:] You understand how it feels to shoot someone as much as a person who has actually committed a murder?

[Kilmer] I understand it more. It’s an actor’s job. A guy who’s lived through the horror of Vietnam has not spent his life preparing his mind for it. He’s some punk. Most guys were borderline criminal or poor, and that’s why they got sent to Vietnam. It was all the poor, wretched kids who got beat up by their dads, guys who didn’t get on the football team, couldn’t finagle a scholarship. They didn’t have the emotional equipment to handle that experience. But this is what an actor trains to do. I can more effectively represent that kid in Vietnam than a guy who was there.

Nope. Still surprising.

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