Unfortunately, one of the other girls was an Obamamaniac and there was no self-control in her admiration obsession for all things Barry. Need a visual? Here you go…

So while trying to catch up with my college friend I had to listen to this “modest” far-left supporter on how she wanted the new president to be her boooooooooyfriend, and as a proper MSM regurgitating robot proceeded to gush over Michelle Obama as the new Jackie Kennedy. (I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.)

Nevermind the fact she couldn’t discuss a proper policy or justfy any political stances that could go along with her Marky-Mark infatuation with the new president. Please, discussing the facts sobers up a kool-aid binge and with an Obamamaniac we just can’t have a discussion of the facts.

How did the night end??? Well, the bill came and my husband had made the suggestion to split the bill evenly knowing that on our end we would end up paying a little bit more (which we were willing to do to avoid the hassle of time spent splitting up the bill). BUT, our unicorn-obsessed Obamabot insisted that we not do that since “she was cheap” and my meal was more expensive. Now keep in mind that technically my entree cost more, but that I also didn’t try to class it up with 2 glasses of some faaaaaaaaaaabulous house chardonnay. (Cause if house chardonnay from The Hard Rock Cafe doesn’t say sophistication I don’t know what does.)  So if you added up her entire meal and my entire meal, hers was the more expensive of the two. But in a liberal’s view I guess $33 is less than $20 – who knew! Is this the kind of math we’re teaching these days???  But throughout my political transition I’ve discovered that’s just how it is with the far left. They just look at one piece of the puzzle and justify that one piece to speak for the entire picture.

So finally we were able to wrangle the check from her and my estimator husband was able to split up the bill properly. Our conservative way of using actual math instead of mindless assumptions made it so that our liberal acquaintance was sure to pay her “fair share” – Probably the only time over the next four years that will actually happen. LOL.

But here’s the after-school special lesson in all this. The typical liberal thought process – “I know what’s best even though I don’t have the skills to properly calculate/assess the situation. I’ll insist your proposition is the wrong way to go until people nag me into a corner and I’m forced to go by way of the conservative. And when the conservative proves me wrong with logic I’m just going stick my nose in the air and pretend you didn’t just show my ass up.”