All ruby red shoes aside, I really am concerned about the latest. (via Michelle Malkin). The Department of Homeland Security and terrorist-defender Janet Napolitano have issued a new assessment manual on those scarrrry and meanie ”right wingers.”  Don’t laugh (hey, I said don’t laugh) – this is an actual report paid for by taxpayer money. Say it with me – aaaaaaaaaaaaaawesome!

Despite no evidence of violence from right wingers the nation now needs to have its front organization of defense devoted to keeping the conservative movement from sobering up people out of their Kool-Aid stupors. Instead of our taxpayer funds being used to keep us safe from actual terrorists, the “new & improved” Department of Homeland Security thinks it’s better to serve as Big Brother focusing on those US citizens that don’t agree with them on the political front – aka conservatives, aka sane people, aka non liberal wackos that don’t have anything better to do because they’re out working for a living so they can actually pay the salaries of the DHS! 

Free speech is in the air – can you feel it??? Heh.

I love how the report is only devoted to right wing groups. Cause G-20 protestors, MoveOn.org, ACORN and Code Pink are all saints and have never, eva, eva, EVAH! vandalized during their peaceful protests. Clearly the capital pigs are masters of the universe and photoshop at a fever pace to present the myth of lunacy on the left. I mean setting cops on fire and destroying private and public property isn’t “crazy” per se, just being more direct in getting a point across. Come on, people! I mean if the far-left managed DHS can see this, surely we all can. (eyes roooooooooolling!)

Ed Morrissey at HotAir puts forward the best question to any supporters of this:

Imagine, if you will, what the Left would say if we took this entire document and replaced all references to “military veterans” with “Muslims”, and all references to “abortion” with “universal health care”, and then predated this DHS report to 2008, during the Bush administration.  They’d be screaming about being smeared as traitors for their political beliefs, and they’d be right to do so.  That’s exactly what the Obama administration and Janet Napolitano has done here.

I’ve gone to the Tea Party rallies – people are in suits, on their lunch breaks, peaceful, and fully bathed. In fact, organizers worked WITH law enforcement prior, during and after our “scary” protest. There is no imminent danger from people who lean to the right on political issues.

The only thing this DHS report does is waste taxpayer money, allow the DNC to use federal tax dollars to further their party’s agenda (which is both imperialistic and AGAINST THE LAW), and disgrace our military’s brave veterans – again with ZERO evidence cited in the report.