AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

I know, scary times (shudders).  OH, MAN! and I totally believed it when people would argue during the election in favor of Barry being elected President because he’s the “great orator of our generation.”  Ummm, KIDDING! 

Paaaaaaaaaaahleaze – I could be the great orator with some smooth skillz if you just put a computer DIRECTLY IN MY FACE and I literally read off of the screen. Geezus.

I know this is old news but here’s Obama in his teleprompter-crutch snafu #3,090,789 or something like that I’m sure (via Trying To Grok).

What, did the teleprompter not get an invite to The Tonight Show?  Talk about leaving the little people behind. All relying on them when you can’t hold yourself up at important events like at a White House press conferences, press tours, or townhalls with THE FOLKS. But then when it’s time to be Pop Idol President and yucking it up with Leno, the story now changes to ”oh, uh, sorry Tele…we just don’t have room for you in the limo. Next time though – promise!”

As Most Certainly Not sums it up nicely:

Go ahead and say it–people make references like this all the time.  Yep.  Sure do.  But–none of those people are the PRESIDENT. 

Whew…we sooo missed the bullet when that “hick” of a Governor out of Alaska was not elected into the seat that’s a heartbeat away from the presidency. I mean she CLEARLY can’t talk like a edumacated leader, right?

Yeah (snickers), much better to have the bumbling dunce in the actual seat of the presidency.

UPDATE: The Totus releases his statement.

So it wasn’t like My Man didn’t have a chance to think about a better line … and PUT IT ON MY SCREEN!!