Un-Liberaled Woman

See, this is what could happen when you put the equivalent of Zack Morris in as the head of the Treasury Dept. and Screech in as managing the largest bankruptcy case in US history.

So now apparently it’s come to this.  Need more federal money to bail out your hanging political deals like OBAMACORN? Need to ship more money to foreclosed home owners who shouldn’t have been granted out-of-their-range loans in the first place? Or just want to git those THUGRIZZLE spins for the new caddy?  Well, since the US is basically out of money and living on the prayer China doesn’t come calling to collect, it can now all be yours at the bargain basement price of…

Your Eternal SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL.

(via MosNews.com)

Riga-based firm, named Kontora, does not require credit history record or proof of employment. It grants loans of 50 to 500 Latvian lats ($100 to $1,000) to any adult after he or she signs the a very short agreement.

According to the agreement, the only security required of the borrower is their immortal soul, which they are asked to confirm as their previously unmortgaged property.

Even though this story is probably a joke, it’s not that far off when you really think about how we are mortgaging the future earnings of our children – most of who are not even born yet. The crying babies after the doctor spanks them in the delivery room will now be for the $167k they innately owe to Uncle Sam.

Just a quick rebuttal to any liberal who questions the criticism of the porkulus – can you tell me ONE person who has established wealth and not debt by charging everything on a credit card or just borrowing money???? Just one – please JUST ONE!

On a side note, here’s a video from Conservatives4Palin. Yeah, it SURE was great of our country to miss that “heartbeat away from the presidency” pick in Palin. (Eyes Rooooooollin’)