Un-Liberaled Woman

Since I’m going to labeled a racist for opposing government-fixed healthcare, why not really give it my all, go the extra mile and be a traitor to my Caucasian tribe.  I’m a risk taker after all.  So I’ve decided that your typical white male voter for Democrats come down to three options. Oh, and no worries I stereotype it to the max. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

1.  Douchebag wanna-be hipster….*cough*Ashton Kutcher*

2.  Plant-eating-only, hemp wearing pseudo-intellectual academia-worker-who-has-never-worked-in-the-real-world, who bases his liberal leanings in race-guilt and wealth-earning-guilt…oh and love them some Karl Marxx

3.  And pansie men who when push comes to shove don’t have a backbone but insist they do because they told you it 50+ times….”Let me be clear, I have a backbone and am a patriot.”